[Fun and Fun Only] Dust Artist
Friday, April 25, 2008
[Fun and Fun Only] Men and Women ( a small analysis )
Friday, April 18, 2008
Men:
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1. All men are extremely busy.
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2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
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3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
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4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.
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5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck
with others.
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6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if
the woman leaves them.
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7. Although the woman leaves them they still don't learn from their
mistakes and still try their luck with others.
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Women:
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1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
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2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive
clothes and stuff.
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3.. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something
to wear.
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4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress
beautifully.
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5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just
"an old rag".
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6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect
you to compliment them.
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7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't
believe you.
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[Fun and Fun Only] The Best Moment In Life
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
Sometimes, we just don't realize it........ Each of us may have some
special moment in life and following some of them
THE BEST MOMENT IN LIFE
1. Falling in Love
2. Laughing till ur stomach hurts
3. Listening to ur favorite song on the radio
4. Passing ur final exams with good grades
5. Being a part of an interesting conversation
6. Finding money in some old pants
7. Laughing at yourself
8. Sharing wonderful dinner with all ur friends
9. Accidentally hearing someone say something good about u
10. Watching the sunset
11. Listening to a song that reminds u of someone important and special
12. Receiving or Giving ur first kiss (hmm)
13. Having a great time with your friends
14. Seeing the one u love happy
15. Hearing someone say "I LOVE U"
"True friends come in good times when we tell them to, and they come in
bad times without calling"
[Fun and Fun Only] Insect in a cup of coffee
What happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee?
The British: Will throw the cup into the street and leave the coffee shop
for good.
The American: Will get the insect out and drink the coffee.
The Chinese: Will eat the insect and drink the coffee.
The Israeli will:
(1) Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese.
(2) Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.
(3) Accuse the Palestinians, Hezbollah , Syria and Iran of using
germ-weapons.
(4) Keep on crying about anti-Semitism and violations of human rights.
(5) Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects in the cups of
coffee.
(6) Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip.
(7) Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and electricity from
Palestinian houses and randomly shoot Palestinians.
(8) Ask the United States for urgent military support and a loan of one
million dollars in order to buy a new cup of coffee.
(9) Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner by making him
offer free coffee to him till the end of the century.
(10) Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be standing still, not
even sympathizing with the Israeli Nation.
[Fun and Fun Only] 11 Rules For Healthy Friendship
Sunday, April 6, 2008
[11 Rules For Healthy Friendship]
1. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, But what is more
painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let that person
know how you feel.
2. A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who means a lot to you,
only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and you just have
to let go.
3. The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch swing with,
never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best
conversation you've ever had.
4. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's
also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
5. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like
someone, and a day to love someone-but it takes a lifetime to forget
someone.
6. Don't go for looks; they can deceive. Don't go for wealth; even that
fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a
smile to make a dark day seem bright.
7. Dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what you want
to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things
you want to do.
8. Always put yourself in the other's shoes. If you feel that it hurts
you, it probably hurts the person too.
9. A careless word may kindle strife; a cruel word may wreck a life; a
timely word may level stress; a loving word may heal and bless.
10. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything
they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.
11. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, ends with a tear. When
you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live
your life so that when you die, you're the one smiling
and everyone around you is crying.
[Fun and Fun Only] 11 Rules For Healthy Friendship
[11 Rules For Healthy Friendship]
1. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, But what is more
painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let that person
know how you feel.
2. A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who means a lot to you,
only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and you just have
to let go.
3. The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch swing with,
never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best
conversation you've ever had.
4. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's
also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
5. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like
someone, and a day to love someone-but it takes a lifetime to forget
someone.
6. Don't go for looks; they can deceive. Don't go for wealth; even that
fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a
smile to make a dark day seem bright.
7. Dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what you want
to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things
you want to do.
8. Always put yourself in the other's shoes. If you feel that it hurts
you, it probably hurts the person too.
9. A careless word may kindle strife; a cruel word may wreck a life; a
timely word may level stress; a loving word may heal and bless.
10. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything
they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.
11. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, ends with a tear. When
you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live
your life so that when you die, you're the one smiling
and everyone around you is crying.
