1. Soul Patches

The soul patch is, arguably, the most illogical of all 90's trends. The chin strap beard, while stupid, clearly said, "I do too have a chin. I outlined it in my face hair. See?" The goatee wordlessly declared, "I'm an assh*le!" So what did a soul patch say? "The only thing I follow more religiously than minor league baseball is trends involving confused displays of masculinity." If you ever had a soul patch, please take a moment to stew in your shame. If you still have a soul patch, you've got a little barbecue sauce in there.

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My girlfriend likes it when i talk dirty to her during sex (calling her a whore or whatever). However, after we are done she yells at me for all the things I said and gets all insulted although during she openly asks me to call her these things… ugh women eh?

Over 120,000 of you voted, and now the results are in. Here are the 25 biggest badasses in history:

25. Vladimir Putin

Bear wrestling, Judo practicing, racecar driving, crossbow shooting, aircraft flying, submarine captaining, bare-chested horse riding Prime Minister of Russia who was named Time magazine's Person of the Year in 2007. Presumably for doing those aforementioned things.

It's hard being a protagonist. You make countless sacrifices, battle through countless levels, die countless deaths, and for all your hard work, you're still never going to be as cool as the villain. It's surprising how few goody-two-shoes ever make the transition to bad guy status and take advantage of its perks: cooler costume, army of minions, a chill flying death fortress to hang out in while those sucker heroes come to you.

But when they do, it's always a big event. We're talking about genuine good guys (playable protagonists) that somehow end up on the opposing side (antagonists that need to be taken down). Here's our list of the 8 greatest heroes-turned-villains in videogame history.

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The 1990's were known for plenty of things. The fall of the Soviet Union. The dot-com bubble. Yikes! pencils. But it was also the golden decade for Mario and Sonic, the two most successful mascots in the history of videogames. And just like real royalty, there was no shortage of inbred wannabes squabbling for their throne. Here are the lamest videogame mascots in history.

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Thanks for being a fan! You helped us win two more Webbys this year, grab a special on Nightline, AND kept us from having to get real jobs. So as a thank you, here’s an awesome wallpaper illustrating our complete understanding of how the internet works. You guys are the best.

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Thanks for being a fan! You helped us win two more Webbys this year, grab a special on Nightline, AND kept us from having to get real jobs. So as a thank you, here’s an awesome wallpaper illustrating our complete understanding of how the internet works. You guys are the best.

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