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1. I love Russian literature, French poetry and I’ve never kissed a girl.
2. What’s my favorite band? Please, don’t even ask me that. There is no way you’ve ever heard of them, and even if you had, your minute intellect wouldn’t appreciate their highly conceptual jazz, reggae fusion art hip-hop ska stylings.
3. Nice to meet you. Now where did I se...
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Do your parents not understand technology? Do they ask you stupid questions? Do they send you absurd text messages? If you've got an example of your Parents Just Dont Understanding, submit it here!
And thank God well never be as dumb as they are!
My dad’s first status on Facebook was, “Not much,” answering the question, “What’s on your mind?”
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Brain: Ok people, it's getting late. I'm shutting the systems down. Everyone ready?
Legs: Sorry, not tired.
Brain: Come on, legs. We've got work in eight hours. How are you not tired?
Legs: Maybe if someone had gone running today—you know, like he said he was going to this morning—I...
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