What you said in December: It's not that cold out right now and this windbreaker over my fleece is doing the trick for now. Sure it looks idiotic and doesn't match anything I wear, but I read on this fashion blog written by a 13 year-old that not matching is the new matching. I didn't believe it at first, but she's got like 300 followers, so she must know what's up.

What you said in February: OK, there were a couple days where it was actually freezing out, but that's what the turtleneck, doubled NorthFace fleeces, and thick plastic raincoat are for, right?

What you're saying now: Good thing I didn't waste my money on a fancy coat. I would have only worn it like sixty times. Now I have that money to spend on useful things. Who wants to go drink on a porch? I'm buying.

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