Here's to the breakfast lovers.

The holders of greasy spoons. The hotcake hoppers. The nieces and nephews of Jemima. The ones who passionately believe in salt, pepper and the pursuit of pork products.

The purveyors of watery coffee and the consumers of saran wrapped, frozen, twice re-heated, so-called pastries. The hash browns of society. The ones who always carry a bottle o…