Around this time of year, I begin to think about how everyone celebrates the holidays. So I bring to you: the 10 personalities of Christmas.

1. The Traditionalist
You put the Christ in Christmas. Seriously. There is a life-size Nativity scene in your yard. You helped raise money for your town's local "It's ok to say Merry Christmas" billboards. If your Christmas card is anything less than Jesus coming out of Mary's vagina then you've failed. You go to midnight mass and "pray for" (judge) all of the people that you don't recognize. They are clearly the Christmas/Easter church crowd so they need all the help they can get. Amen.

2. Classy Christmas
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