Now, clearly we could let you know that Dancing with the Stars, Sex and the City, and the entire Lifetime network would make this list, but those are deal breakers. If you find yourself in that situation, run as fast as you can in the other direction. As far those that we’ve included on this list are concerned, these are what we call the “Gateway Shows” to hours upon hours of mindless, miserable shows that will leave any true man scratching his head or wanting to beat himself over the top of said head….

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