"I'd like to make a toast" – Toast

1. Toast two pieces of toast and carve out a glass and a knife.
2. Bring them to a dinner party in an inner pocket
3. Use your REAL knife and glass to get everyone's attention.
4. Stand up and pull out your toast knife and toast glass while you say "I'd like to make a TOAST!". # Emphasize the word toast.
5. Receive laughs
6. Explain to those that aren't laughing that it is a popular European dinner party joke
7. Go to toilet later and eat toast glass and toast knife as a snack

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